I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there
when did I post this
Mindfuck: when we finally figure out how to timetravel, we’ll never know when we figured it out because the person to have done it will have traveled to another time and “discovered” it then too
i want a big black great dane named duchess thats all i want in life
First 5 words had me for a second
hahah i am dead
Gospels from the mouth of DanRad
"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"
Men’s Rights Activists.
OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION
hahahaha yo omg this is great no lie. Some people are deadass this stupid
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete